Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Shifting

There is definitely going to be a shift in my posts from here on. I have shifted, as I have done so many times; yet still I clung to a naive notion that I was done. When one ceases to shift, one ceases to grow, and when one ceases to grow, one may as well be dead.

The weight that life places on the soul who refuses the comfortable head wrap of sand that society constantly tries to hand out, is simply too great to bear. So we shift and chafe under the load until we find a way to honor the loves that we acquire and can glimpse the passion that keeps us moving on ANY DIRECTION AT ALL.

I hear people speak of non abstract dreams and I have to wonder, is the sedentary goal of fiscal and societal wellbeing a true goal of the soul? I had to shatter and fracture myself AND my goal before I could hear my soul's voice again. AND WHAT FOLLY DID I PURSUE ONCE I HAD? I tried to condense it in to words that I could share with those who I share love with...a truly frustrating enterprise that I would recommend to no one. No, if there is love one merely has to look at the other and say, "I have to do this, and I can't explain why." That will be enough; if it is not, then your next task must be to find out what part of you that person loves, because it is not your soul or it's wellbeing.

There are things I want to share on this blog. Things I've seen and done and things that are worth sharing. I can't promise to do this in a linear fashion

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Red Light

Red Light
I sat at the red light,
Waiting for the rest of my morning to come,
I gazed in my rear view mirror at the beauty in the car behind me,
It sat stoically,
Like a piece of the vehicle,
Its pale blonde hair framing a thin face,
Straight lips lie unmoving underneath a perfectly shaped nose which supported a huge pair of expensive sunglasses,
I find myself wondering what its eyes are like,
Suddenly it moves,
The statue comes to life,
The glasses come off,
Her eyes shine,
Smiling like a child who has just been handed ice cream as she looks at her cell phone,
Rushing it to her ear, her mouth opens in greeting to the keeper of her heart,
Once again her face transforms,
The ice cream cone dropped,
The heart torn asunder,
 Her face twists in pain,
I can see the gleam of tears streaming as she places the phone down,
Once again the woman disappears as the glasses are returned to their perch,
As I speed away all that I see in my rear view mirror is the ornament within a car, coasting along in to the morning.



Sunday, April 29, 2012

The American Dream: Feeding Our Failure




            I don’t want there to be any confusion; I am a patriot. I believe in the American dream as I was raised to understand it; work hard, so that later in life I can help my family and further the system which afforded me the luxury to have a choice. This ideology was imprinted on me by my grandparents and my mother. I am grateful that I had those strong influences to mold me, rather than the media and what we call leaders these days. I propose that the current idea of what America is for is not only facilitating our decline as a nation, but that it is a byproduct of the mutating standards glorified by our politicians and media. I would define the popular view of the American dream as more money for less work, physical work to be specific. Television tells us that we are to grow up right, go to college, get a job behind a desk, get promoted, get married, get promoted more, save enough to retire, and then retire happily; unless of course you win the lottery.
            I recently had the opportunity to lobby for HACC at the capitol building in Harrisburg. After I was finished selling the importance of our new parking lot, all of the representatives took it upon themselves to share with us college students their opinions of what is going to be important as far as the future of our state is concerned. One of the senators told me, “Too many students are focusing on degrees that won’t really help our current situation. Everyone wants to be business majors or public relations majors. We don’t need that. What we need are more welders and people who are willing to go out there and get the jobs that need doing.” This from a man sitting in an office with enough decorative value to house and feed several dozen families for God knows how long. From solid marble fireplaces to the gold trim adorning the walls, this man was the modern definition of American success, yet he was encouraging young people to pursue paths that would never lead here. Instead he was glorifying jobs that require manual labor and little schooling. Initially, I took it like a slap in the face, but once the anger passed I found myself curious as to why his advice contradicted his life. I found the path to my answer in Kingsley Davis and Wilbert Moore’s explanations of class stratification. Davis and Moore tell us that:
1.      Society must make certain that its positions are filled.
2.      Some positions are more important than others.
3.      The more important positions must be filled by the more qualified people.
4.      To motivate the more qualified people to fill these positions, society must offer them greater rewards.   
What I believe the senator was doing, was trying to fill what he sees as a gap in our society. One that he apparently believes is having more of an impact on its success than his role is. Operating from the perspective that capitalist politics is little more than sales, I found this admission from the senator to be somewhat disheartening. They need more lemmings to scuttle around and do work, so that he can sit in his office, absent the power to hold the system up with charisma alone. From a Marxist perspective, it was an attempt from a lesser form of an elite to keep us lower class, community college kids in line and guide us towards class appropriate work that will enable him to remain comfortably behind his mahogany desk until a ripe old age.
This raises the question, why would anyone who has been told their whole life that they can do anything they set their mind to (thank you Walt Disney), settle for manual labor? It is that line of thinking that has led us to our current overpopulation of aspiring white collar workers, and a lack of people willing or qualified to do blue collar work. Of course there is the small matter of the previous white collar generation, undamaged by their years spent filling out paperwork, refusing to retire. This example of cultural lag is magnified by advances in medical science enabling them to live and remain “productive” longer and an increased cost of living which prevents them from retiring. The result is what we see today, people mortgaging their homes on anticipated, merit based advancement in bureaucracies, not getting them because upward mobility is stunted by people not retiring and leaving vacant positions, and losing their homes as a result. Why are red lights not flashing? Why are alarms not going off? The conflict theorist based answer is that the people on top are not suffering from the degradation of the lower classes’ standard of living; in fact, they are thriving off of it. What is a young able bodied person to do when they are out of options, but seek out entry level, blue collar employment? The lower the standard of living falls, the easier it is for the elite to encourage the middle and lower classes to “shut up and color.” The rewards offered to the middle and lower tiers do not have to be as grandiose and this allows the upper echelons to maintain their strangle hold on the majority of Weber’s three P’s of class: prestige, power and property.
In conclusion, I offer the following data from the 2012 Millennial Values Survey, conducted jointly by Public Religion Research Institute and Georgetown University’s Berkley Center for Religion, Peace, and World Affairs, “A plurality (45%) of younger Millennials believe that the American Dream once held true, but not anymore, while 4-in-10 (40%) say the American Dream still holds true. One-in-ten (10%) younger Millennials say that the American Dream never held true.” More than half of our up and coming generation thinks that the American dream is a farce. What is going to happen to the other 40% who still believe once they actually start trying to get jobs?  I found this on the same survey, “Nearly 7-in-10 (69%) Millennials believe that the government should do more to reduce the gap between the rich and the poor, while 28% disagree.” Hopefully, none of these young people try lobbying their opinions in Harrisburg, they might be told to drop the “unneeded” educations they are pursuing and pick up a welding torch or a gas pump.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Rewrite of Gabriel Marquez's "A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings"

Crouched in the gravel driveway, Michael was searching for perfect pebbles. . Michael considered himself a good judge of what made a pebble perfect; angles were bad, he could only get one or two bounces with an angled pebble. From time to time he would come across a pebble that was so different from his understanding of pebbles that he would place it in his fifth pocket, just to see what happened when he threw it in to the oversized instant coffee tin that was his target. Michael sighed; perfect pebbles were in short order today. Deciding to make the best of what he had found, he stuffed the pockets of his faded blue jeans with those pebbles he found most useful.

As Michael snuck around the side of his weather beaten home, he took the risk of peeking through the window on the side of the house, which looked into the living room. There Grandma Muriel sat, shaking her finger at the television and letting Jerry Springer know just what she thought of transvestites. As Michael continued his stealthy journey to the backyard, he breathed a little easier, knowing that Grandma Muriel would be occupied for the rest of the afternoon.

Michael allowed himself to become fully absorbed in the placement of the instant coffee can inside of the small and grey sandbox which lay at the foot of the giant oak tree in his backyard. He decided that he was going to go up to the fifth branch today. Michael had never gone that high before, but he always enjoyed doing things that he knew he shouldn’t be able to do. Like the time he saw a middle school boy pulling the hair of a girl from his class. Michael couldn’t even remember her name but something inside of him was set aflame when he heard her cry out. Fortunately, the vice principal was too amused at the idea of this 5th grade boy chasing off a high school student with rocks to even call Michael’s mother.

Michael felt it immediately, as he placed his hand on the lowest branch of the wizened old tree; the sense that something was all together wrong with his second home. Alarmed he began to climb faster, stopping at every perch along the way to check his stashes of perfect pebbles for tampering. It was not easy finding pockets in the large oak in which to store his treasures and sometimes pesky squirrels would dig them out and replace them with acorns. As Michael was checking his deposit by the third branch, the smell hit him. It reminded him of when his mother burnt squash but there was something different about it; it was mingled with the smell of rain on hot pavement. The combination was so curious that Michael paused for a moment to inhale deeply, that was when he noticed the fine layer of silvery dust that was covering the entire tree. Slowly, painfully, Michael turned his head upward and there, inches from his tiny blue eyes was a wrinkled and filthy foot.

Michael screamed and reflexively stood up, banging his head on the branch above him and losing his balance. As gravity began to assert itself over him, Michael did the only sensible thing a falling young boy could do; he grabbed the foot and held on for dear life. To his surprise the foot was warm and tensed under his viselike grip. For a moment, the world around Michael was utterly silent. No birds sang, no cars passed, the power lines even stopped their constant hum. All that Michael could see was the slow decent of silver coated leaves and dirty feathers which the sun shone through as if to defy the filth which coated them. Then the back door slammed and a shrill voice cried out, “MICHAEL ANTHONY TANNIN, YOU GET OUT OF THAT TREE THIS INSTANT BEFORE YOU BREAK YOUR NECK!”As if to respond to the demand, there was a rustle in the tree; followed by the bellow of a grown man. No words were formed, but a distinct sense of outrage was conveyed as the full sized man with filthy white wings tumbled out of the tree with little Michael attached to his foot.

Ambri leaned her head against the window of her boyfriend’s car and watched the street signs slide past her. She sighed inwardly as she caught sight of herself in the rear view mirror. The dark circles that told the tales of all the double shifts that she was working were extra loud tonight. Her sandy blonde hair was lifeless and smelled of deep fried everything. In spite of her somewhat haggard appearance her eyes were still sharp as ever. She was tired, but at least it was payday. Ambri especially enjoyed paydays because her boyfriend, Botis, always picked her up from the Denny’s she worked at on pay day. Botis worried about her taking the bus on days when she got paid. Botis was a sweet man; he even let Ambri invest half of each of her paychecks in his savings account. One day, he promised, he would take her and Michael to the rich side of town. Ambri’s daydreaming was interrupted by a hand slowly snaking up her leg.

“Not now hun,” Ambri protested, “I promised Michael that I would watch a movie with him.”

The hand ceased its ascent. “What movie are you two going to watch?” Botis asked casually. “Michael always wants to watch war movies, but I was hoping to get one more Disney movie out of him before he out grows it.” Ambri mused “Do you think we could stop by the rental store before you drop me off?”

“Nothing would bring me greater joy, my dear.” Botis grinned, never taking his eyes off of the road. Ambri frowned as the hand started moving again.

Muriel’s hands were shaking as she pecked out the numbers on the phone.

Nine

“What am I supposed to say to them?” she thought to herself; “Hi, this is Muriel Tennin over on 5th street, my grandson fell out of a tree with a hobo angel and now they won’t get up.” “These people are going to lock me up!”

One

What am I going to tell Ambri? “Yes dear, while you were out slutting around with your worthless con artist boyfriend an angel attacked Michael.”

One

Ambri was staring out the window again, only this time she couldn’t see her face in the rearview because it was dark outside. She clutched the copy of, “Lady and the Tramp” in her hands and thought about what to make for dinner. Suddenly, the car screeched to a halt, flinging debris from the back seat forward and further disheveling Ambri’s hair. As Ambri opened her mouth to ask what was going on, she saw the lights at her house. There were vehicles laying siege to her home, half a block deep. Police cars, ambulances and strange looking vans with satellite dishes were scattered all about.

Botis leaned over her and opened her door, pushing it wide. “I will go find a place to park. You go on ahead to see what happened.”

He growled the words as if he sounded annoyed. Ambri, who was too shocked to reply, stumbled out of the car, still clutching her copy of “Lady and the Tramp.” As she began running towards her home, she heard the screech of tires as Botis sped off in to the night.

As Michael opened his eyes all he could see was a blinding white light. He felt lighter than air and leaned forward, as if to fly into the light would require no more effort than that. Then he heard a man’s voice cry out, and the light suddenly vanished. The man leaning over him was stuffing something into the breast pocket of his paramedic uniform.

Then his mother was there, picking him up in spite of the protests of the paramedics.

“Mom, I saw an angel. I think I was dead.” Michael said softly.

Michael heard his mother take a deep shuddering breath as she put him down. The man with the paramedic uniform was talking to his mother and pointing at his head. For some reason Michael could not focus on the words the man was saying. Then he noticed his shirt lying on the ground. It was cut up the middle, half covered in blood and completely coated in silvery powder. Michael’s eyes widened as he realized that the angel was real!

Michael tugged on his mother’s sleeve, “Mom, can I see the angel?” Both adults immediately stopped talking and looked at him with wide eyes.

“Marfugo day wisa poh doo?” His mother asked him.

Michael rubbed his head and felt the stitches. The pain from just touching them made him swoon and the world went black.

The events of the next month left the entire Tennin family reeling. Most of it was due to Grandma Muriel’s actions after her breathless call to 911. The operator was skeptical as to the old woman’s story and had not made sending assistance a priority. During the hour that passed, Grandma Muriel made no less than 47 phone calls. She started with friends and acquaintances, but finding her little black book lacking, soon found herself on the phone with local media and even the Jerry Springer hotline! Apparently, Jerry had been trying to put a show together on real life angels for quite some time now and her story was fantastic enough to lead it! Before the men from the child welfare office arrived at her home, she had already taken several dozen Polaroid pictures of the angel and young boy together, surrounded by silvery dust, feathers, and an instant coffee tin.

The interviews alone kept Muriel and Ambri busy for the next two weeks. Botis returned the very next morning, after seeing the newspaper, to help the family make sure that they got their fair share of all the money which was suddenly flying every which way(minus a modest 10% management fee). The Polaroid photos were the only images of the angel which were available to the public, the rights to which were purchased by the “Never Blink” instant coffee company, whose can was present in half of the images. The sum of all their profits from the pictures and interviews was in the seven digit range and almost all of the family reveled in their good fortune; except for Michael. Michael refused to do interviews; he would not leave his room no matter how much he was coaxed. Even Ambri, whom he worshipped, could not persuade him no matter what she offered. Michael just sat on his bed, listening to the radio coverage of what the world was now calling, “Proof of Heaven.”

At the end of that month a series of heavy footsteps, made their way to Michael’s room; followed by three soft taps on his door. Michael did not stir from his bed. Twenty minutes passed with no footsteps leading away and no additional tapping. Curiosity finally got the better of Michael; he cracked the door and peeked out. Michael found himself staring at a computer tablet with a live feed of the angel on it. The angel was staring directly at Michael; he looked tired like his mom used to.

“May I come in, young man?” A gruff voice intoned.

Michael took a step back from the door to allow the man in. He was a wiry man with sleek hair, in a black suit with shiny shoes.

“My name is Mr.Beleth. I am in charge of your friend here.” He said with a forced attempt at a smile. Mr.Beleth did not appear to be very well practiced at smiling.

“I have been talking with your mother and it seems as if you and our mutual friend here have a few things in common.” Mr.Beleth said.

Michael brightened up when he heard Mr.Beleth call the angel his friend.

“Oh!” Michael exclaimed, “Like what?”

“Well,” Mr.Beleth began, “Neither one of you seems to want to talk about what happened, or anything else for that matter, and you are both going to be seeing a lot of me until that changes.”

Michael had seen this type of man before, when he watched war movies after mom went to bed. This was a man who got answers in the end. Michael knew how to deal with this type of man; he swallowed hard, stood up straight, looked him right in the eye and said, “I have never seen that man before and I would like to see my attorney.”

The smile that Mr.Beleth grew upon hearing this seemed more genuine. Mr.Beleth hunched down so that he was eye level with Michael.

“Look Michael, I can be a reasonable man. You want to see the angel, right? Well, I have things that I need too. I need to know why he is here. For Christ’s sake we have a few thousand fanatics clogging the streets in Washington, demanding to see the “angel.” Mr.Beleth sneered when he said the word, “angel.”

Michael, being the observant young boy that he is noticed this and asked; “You don’t think he is an angel do you?”

Mr.Beleth grimaced, “Son, I was raised Roman Catholic. If you told my mother that angels smelled like burnt vegetables and sewage, she would whip you until you couldn’t sit down for dinner. That is not even the worst of it; he defecates on himself and does not seem to care in the least. He doesn’t speak a word of Latin, he is covered in lice and most of his teeth are missing. Whenever we try to clean him up he makes these noises. We have had language experts in from all over the world and none of them can make heads or tails of it.” Mr.Beleth let out a long sigh. “You seem like a smart kid, you have to realize that you were not my first choice for this. In fact, you are the last stop on the train before it runs off the tracks if you know what I mean.”

In truth, Michael did not know what most of that last statement meant. Something about trains, (grownups make absolutely no sense sometimes) but Michael did recognize the look in the man’s eyes from all those war movies. If Michael did not find some way to talk to the angel, Mr.Beleth was going to kill it. Michael looked desperately at the tablet, where the angel was staring back at him, its index finger buried to the second knuckle in its right nostril.

“Who is Lilith and what exactly did you do for her last night that she is thanking you for?” Ambri asked in a confused tone as Michael walked into the kitchen. Botis snatched the new cell phone out of Ambri’s hands and it quickly disappeared in to one of the many pockets of his new Italian suit.

“I told you not to read my texts!” Botis snapped at Ambri. “How am I supposed to tell which ones I have read when you keep sifting through them and marking them all as read?”

“You still have not answered my question.” Ambri said coolly eyeing Botis.

“If you must know she runs the limo service I hired to take Michael to the base today.” Botis said after a contemplative sip of instant coffee.

“Oh don’t worry about that;” Michael chimed in helpfully “Mr.Beleth is having a real army jeep sent to pick me up!”

Grandma Muriel laughed so hard that she almost spilled instant coffee on her Jerry Springer sweatshirt.

Michael swallowed hard as the heavy iron door slammed behind him. As he looked across the dark and cold room at the angel, he studied it. It seemed ancient, like nursing home ancient. The beginnings of a beard were forming on its wrinkled chin. Its sagging chest had even more hair than its face and head combined, but it was hard to tell because it was matted with dirt and other various forms of filth. Its eyes were unfocused and its head lolled around like Botis’s head did sometimes when he came in late and caught him watching war movies. Michael wanted to leave; he wanted to run as far away as he could get from this terrifying thing.

As he took a step backwards, Mr.Beleth’s voice came over the intercom, “Is everything all right in there, son?”

The voice was enough to remind Michael what would happen if he ran away. Michael nodded and waved his hand, and began to walk slowly towards the angel. The smell got monumentally worse with each step. Finally Michael was hunched near the angel. The angel’s eyes did not focus on him at all, but it seemed to relax. Its breathing became easier and its head stopped its incessant rolling. Michael tried whispering to it, he tried singing and telling stories. He even tried showing it some of his favorite pebbles. No response from the angel. After several hours, Michael began to cry softly. This elicited a response from the angel, who for the first time, looked directly at him with what appeared to be understanding. At least that’s how Michael felt when he received the gaze. They stared at one another for another full hour before the heavy iron door opened and Mr.Beleth entered.

“Well kid, what is going on? I didn’t bring you here so you could make sappy eyes at each other. The fanatics I told you about, they are outside and they are starting to get rowdy.” Mr.Beleth lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall.

Michael walked up to Mr.Beleth, swallowed hard, stood up straight, looked him right in the eye and said, “Get me some soapy water and a sponge . While I clean him up get a stage ready so that he can talk to the people.”

Mr.Beleth laughed, “What are you playing at kid?”

“He told me that he wants to talk to the people, but he is embarrassed about how he looks and smells. “Michael said staring evenly in to Mr.Beleth’s eyes. “He won’t let anyone wash him but me, because he has chosen me to help him.”

“He never said a word to you, kid. I was there the whole time, listening.” Mr.Beleth said, seeming a little less comfortable than he had moments ago.

“If he wanted to talk to you, I wouldn’t have had to come here.” Michael said patiently, as if speaking to an invalid.

Mr.Beleth paused for a full minute; glancing back and forth between Michael and the angel. The silence was broken by the bark of the radio that Mr.Beleth wore on his hip. Cursing, Mr.Beleth tore it off of his hip and put it to his ear. After a moment, he lowered it and replaced it on his belt next to his sidearm.

“Alright kid, your “angel” is gonna get his shot. You have twenty minutes to get him presentable.”

The iron door slammed shut.

As Michael crossed the stage, holding the angel’s hand, he searched the crowd. He saw thousands of faces, all cheering and chanting. Michael turned his attention to the dozen soldiers guarding the stage. He examined their stances, the way they were holding their assault rifles. Some of them shifted their weight back and forth while others stood stock still. Some had locked knees while others were keeping theirs lightly bent. Some looked at the crowd while others looked at faces in the crowd. After a few seconds that passed like hours for Michael, he had found the perfect soldier.

Mr.Beleth had bound the angel’s wings at the base, near his back. When Michael protested, Mr.Beleth said, “Well we can’t have him flying away and we can’t have him in shackles. We don’t want to look like monsters, now do we?”

Ambri was more excited than she had ever been in her life. Not only would she never have to work again, but her son was responsible for bringing the word of heaven to the world. She stood proudly in the front row, beaming as her precious Michael held the hand of God’s messenger and led him to the microphone laden podium. For the first time since she had arrived earlier that morning, the crowd was silent. She tightened her grip on Botis’s hand. Every eye firmly attached to the sagely looking angel who stood, somewhat shakily, at the podium. Long minutes passed and the angel just stared out at them, its wings twitching ever so slightly. Finally, just as its mouth opened, a soldier cried out, clutching his ankle where her little Michael had just landed a rock with some rather wicked looking edges. As he stumbled, Michael swiftly removed his field knife and ran to the angel. The other soldiers reacted moving towards Michael, but it was too late. Even as the rifle butt connected with his head, Michael succeeded in severing the bindings. Before Michael’s unconscious form hit the stage, the angel was in flight. Some of the soldiers began to take aim. The crowd reacted immediately, hurling stones and themselves at the stage. Panicked, some of the younger soldiers started firing into the crowd. Botis quickly pushed Ambri in front of him, to act as a shield, but he used too much force and succeeded only in throwing her prone and flat in front of him. The barrage of bullets that slammed in to him knocked him clean out of his imported sheepskin shoes. The last thing Ambri remembered seeing before she fainted was the angel gliding off in to the clouds.

Overview of my rewrite of Gabriel Marquez's "A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings"

I chose to rewrite, “A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings” written by Gabriel Marquez. It was by far my favorite piece of the semester. The idea of Magical Realism fits directly in with my world view and I would love nothing more than to see a dragon land in the parking lot of a grocery store.

I felt that the original was successful in making a statement about not only the church, but about society as a whole. I just don’t think he was willing to, “push the envelope.” I wanted to take the story farther than Marquez did. I think that in a story that revolves around a mostly silent character that the burden of storytelling falls on the other characters. That is what led me to the decision to make Michael the main focus of the story. Michael is likeable, honest and has a strong sense of right and wrong. He is the real angel in the story, not the feeble old man with wings. In regards to the other characters, they were all named after and based on angels from a wide variety of faiths.

One of the other things that really irked me about the original was the lack of closure. When I finished the story I felt like the author stopped early because his printer ran out of ink. I am aware that this is a distinctly American perspective, but as Popeye says, “I ams what I ams.”Admittedly, there is more room for character development in my version of the story, but since this was only my third attempt at fiction; I thought it prudent to not get too carried away.

The specific message I am trying to convey with this work is something that I am not willing to go in to specifics on. I feel that it is my duty as an artist to leave some things open to the reader’s interpretation, so as not to deprive them of the chance to discover something other than what I had intended.

-Kristian Smith

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Go Away

There was a time when I hated algebra. Not because it is difficult, which it most certainly is for me. I hated algebra because the concepts presented had no attachment for me in the world in which I live. The first time someone asked me to define, “X” I was tempted to tell him that it was the letter after W in the English alphabet. As my resistance lessened through comprehension, I came to enjoy solving inequalities and equations. As an avid gamer, who adjusts the difficulty of all games which I play to the highest possible setting, overcoming the challenges presented by the most basic aspects of algebra was exhilarating for me. All of this changed the first time my professor uttered the words, “imaginary numbers.” I had just started to value and respect algebra as the language of reality, the vowels of the universe, and the mere notion that I was to waste my time masturbating with numbers that had earned a phrase so alien to anywhere academic, save for a kindergarten classroom was appalling. The remainder of that semester along with the following one left me feeling like a dog being taught to jump through flaming hoops, the difference being that a hoop-jumping dog actually gets to work with real tangible things, unlike imaginary numbers.

Recently, I enrolled in a summer semester algebra class. This was the first and last algebra class that would transfer to a four year college and actually have a significant impact on my future as a student. I was daunted; I knew my attitude towards algebra was less than conducive to my success in learning much. Fortunately, I was blessed with a professor who speaks algebra as well as English, and has the ability to translate the more abstract concepts of algebra in a way that I can not only comprehend them but also see their value to the standard of living to which I am accustomed to. One of the first topics he tackled was that of imaginary numbers.

“Who cares about imaginary numbers?” He said with a Cheshire grin.

He went on to explain how many of the modern technologies we enjoy would not be possible without them. From space travel to architectural stability projections, life would not be what it is today without imaginary numbers. This revelation brought me to a place where I can not only enjoy the time I spend in class and out, working on algebra, but also removed the negative barrier I had erected out of ignorance.

In the second week of the course we have started exploring the world of graphing. As my professor began describing the formula for finding the length of a right triangle, he was reminded of a mathematician by the name of Fermat. Fermat was a prominent mathematician in the 17th century, who asked a question to which no answer was found for more than 350 years. One of Fermat’s final acts was a proclamation; he had scribbled in the margin of a book he was reading that he had solved the question but lacked sufficient room in the margin to detail it. Fermat died before recording the solution. The quest to solve the problem spanned hundreds of years and thousands of attempts, monetary awards were given for merely progressing the problem by a few solutions, but no formula was discovered to absolutely solve the problem for a very long time and it was achieved with the help of a computer’s processing power.

I was ready to be thrilled by the impact that the solving of the problem had on our understanding of science and the universe. Instead, my professor said that he felt that the use of a computer was a form of cheating, thereby lessening the significance of the solution; that some guy and his computer, “all fat and happy” had deprived humanity of some great achievement by using a computer to solve this problem which had stumped some of the greatest minds that the area of algebra had to offer for centuries.

It is exactly this kind of thinking which has caused plateau of our progression on a scientific, political, and social level. It is these backwards fossils who refuse to retire, step down, and let a younger and fresher generation who is not afraid of using the tools which our elders provided for us, to create a better tomorrow for ourselves and our children. It is not like someone walked into a clearing and picked the first computer off of a tree and carefully cultivated it to produce better models. The computer is one of the few permanent tangible representations of the technical progress of the past fifty years and the margin by which it out preforms itself on an annual basis is breathtaking to say the least.

This line of thought is evident in our political system as well. All of the rallying cries to revere the constitution as some sort of holy script, never to be deviated from, are the drowning calls of old white men who are afraid of a world which is rapidly growing too fast for them to adjust to, that or people who lack the insight to comprehend that the constitution is a living document, written by a collaboration of men with an enormous foresight, but not omnipotence. They did however have the wisdom to speak against the forming of a two party system; George Washington was against the idea of dividing the republic, presumably because the kind of stalemate that we currently see in D.C. is inevitable under these conditions.

John Addams once said, “There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.”

Let’s forget that some of the same people whom we revere as great leaders and minds told us in no uncertain terms that the way in which we are running things is flawed and inevitably will lead to our downfall. Let’s just examine a document that is several hundred years old with a modern eye so we can justify screwing over the majority of the masses so that our elected officials can play at governing our nation, and when it all goes to shit and we go in to the red, we can just say “oopsie doodles” and raise the debt cap while taxing the poor some more. The majority of which are poor because these fossils won’t take their abacuses off somewhere and retire.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

The Dangers of Political Correctness

“The notion of political correctness declares certain topics, certain expressions, even certain gestures, off-limits. What began as a crusade for civility has soured into a cause of conflict and even censorship.” George Bush quotes (American 41st US President (1989-93), b.1924)

Wait a minute! Political correctness is a good thing, right? It is a set of rules that tells me how to speak to what I perceive as minorities and members of social groups that are victimized by some unique preference/color/gender or sexual orientation. It lets me make generalizations about someone’s race without offending them! It helps me feel safe when I discuss things in class like the impact of race or gender on job hiring. Well hold on, when was the last time I talked about anything racial in public? OH RIGHT, I am not allowed to, that would be politically incorrect.

Forget the fact that the perceived need for diversity can compromise the entry standards of some of our most prestigious institutions, such as our very own Naval Academy. Academy English professor Bruce Fleming has written numerous articles outlining the lower standards applied to applicants who are not white. The need to appear politically correct overshadows the safety of our enlisted troops, who are expected to follow the orders of officers who gained entry to the academy because of what Fleming refers to as a two-tiered admissions system, “because minority candidates have lower test scores and grades than their counterparts.”(Fleming) Certainly such a generalization does not sound politically correct, that is because it is not; it is an honest assessment based on Fleming’s several years of reviewing test scores as a member of the admissions board at the Naval Academy.

This phenomenon is not limited to the Navy. Do you remember the massacre at Fort Hood in 2009? Major Nadal Malik Hasan, a medical officer in the United States Army, opened fire on unarmed solders in the base itself, killing 13 and injuring two dozen more before he was stopped. Gettysburg HACC’s own Professor Hallberg addresses this incident in the upcoming revision of his book “Return to First Principles”, to be released next year. Professor Hallberg reports that in spite of numerous warning signs, which began weeks before the incident, Major Hasan’s colleagues were afraid to report him “for fear of being seen as discriminatory against Muslim soldiers.” The focus on this incident was understandably directed at the lives lost, but the issue which created this situation, political correctness, was not only overlooked by the majority of major media sources, but additionally compounded by a statement made by Army Chief of Staff General George Casey, “a greater tragedy than the carnage inflicted on unarmed soldiers by an officer of their own army would be anything that called into question ‘diversity’ as a priority of the American military.” Professor Hallberg responds in “Return to First Principles”, “It seems to suggest, Army policy holds that diversity trumps human life.” As a former enlisted airman, these sentiments fill me with great trepidation as to the path that our future military leaders are being guided towards.

What exactly is the widespread result of assigning people and groups with these hyphenated labels? How many of us truly believe that the fact that Mike’s ancestors are from Africa has a profound impact on his performance as a college student; that a professor’s height hinders or helps their ability to effectively impart their knowledge to a classroom of students? I like to believe that in this day and age, not many of us. These are thinly veiled attempts to classify and separate us as a culture. What brings us together as Americans is not our differences, but our common goals, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. In order to facilitate our progression as a culture, as a race of humans, we need stop using these labels to distinguish ourselves from others and embrace what attributes we share. I am not so naive as to believe that we are ready for a national handholding ceremony to sing Kumbaya, but if any progress is to be made towards racial and cultural acceptance, the issues need to be able to be freely discussed, with respect not fear.